The opinions expressed herein are not necessarily those of my employer, not necessarily mine, and probably not necessary.
This is a Hard Hat area.
Batteries not included. Limit 1 per customer. Does not come with any other figures.
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.
Avoid prolonged exposure to direct sunlight. Keep out of reach of children, and if you get an erection for more than 4 hours you should contact a physician..
Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
Grammar and punctuation in my articles are left as an exercise for the reader.
I am not a number, I am a free man.
I am the anomaly. I'm right; you're wrong.
You may think this is science-fiction, cyberpunk.
But it's not. It's real, and don't forget, I just work here.